My arms aren’t long enough to fit this asshole in one photo

"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats) 08/17/2018 at 17:53 • Filed to: None

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You are not a fucking lapdog, you sweet, stupid, dipshit. 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 17:59

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Big boi

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 18:16

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And the dog says: It’s my lap. I’ll sit in it if I want to...

C62030 > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 18:19

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My dog, too, is a sweet stupid dipshit. In his old age he’s gotten quite ornery and now completely ignores anything you say to him that isn’t “walk.” He just kinda hovers around and parks himself directly in front of whichever door you need to open.

Honeybunchesofgoats > C62030 08/17/2018 at 18:21

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She ignores me 90% of the time, but then will randomly decide to crush me. 

C62030 > Honeybunchesofgoats 08/17/2018 at 18:25

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Are you sure she’s not a cat

Honeybunchesofgoats > C62030 08/17/2018 at 18:26

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I don’t think so, because she doesn’t make me itch all over, but who knows. She certainly sucks at being a dog. 

sony1492 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/17/2018 at 18:47

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-Biggley- boi